May 2012
Best pick up line:
Boy: I have concert tickets.
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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hundredthousandaliens:
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take-mee-higher asked: Oh my god, Tom. <3<3<3
proudlubber:
GUISE
GUISE
GUISE
I’M ACTUALLY SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
DO YOU GUISE EVEN KNOW
I WAS SO UNCERTAIN AS TO WHEN I’D GET TO SEE A SEXY TOM AGAIN
IF EVER
AND NOW
HERE IT IS
HERE HE IS
BEING ALL SEXY
WITH NO ‘BUT’S ATTACHED
TOM’S SEXY AGAIN GUISE
SWEET BUTTERY JESUS
NEED MORE PICTURES OF TOM PLS
TOM'S DREADS HAVE RESTORED THE BALANCE OF THE...
valedoomings:
How my Friend and I are after seeing the new pic...
pho3b3pho3lynnparano1dpayn3:
TOM BROUGHT THAT SEXY BACK
proudlubber:
YEAH
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
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sigh, i keep rereading out conversations even tho they happened 2 days ago :\
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That moment when you read this:
fuckyeahtomy:
And the Aliens…
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Bill has the power, Just sayin'
drunkandtokiohotel:
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thatmickguy:
in history today everyone started hysterically laughing because of something they found in one of the text books
and i was like “what is it”
so they showed me this
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